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A god of call of duty a killer a supreme overlord
If i saw ethan phillips Id suck him off immediately
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When you'er having sex with a girl and you can't get it up. She's getting disappointed by this escapade as she was looking forward to a night of passionate love-making. Not to disappoint (Insert her name here) you put a cardboard box on your head and genitals, whack her with it and shout "Everything is harder... in the cube" and run away as fast as you can.
Hmm. this stress is affecting my ability to maintain an erection, I'd better Phillip Schofield Sarah tonight
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The baddest mother fucker to ever walk the earth. 5 pounds of dick 10 pounds of balls and hair on every square inch. Like some kind of badass miniature bigfoot.
Better watch out for that Mark Phillips mother fucker, he's a bad dude.
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Refering to a prosthetic wang (whre the P and the W come from).
I just ordered my new Phillip Wendell.
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A psychologist famous for the Stanford Prison Experiment who played the Master on Doctor Who during the Tom Baker years.
John Simm is pretty good but he's not as scary as Phillip Zimbardo.
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A hairy german pornstar who especially likes watching men get sweaty in the gym.
Oh my god spank his hairy ass in the gym oh hell yeah
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