Phone Walk

The slow stupid walk people do while on a cell phone. You know, the walk that doesn't really take you anywhere, is absurdly slow and looks dumb?

Look at that dumbass outside pacing back and forth on his phone. He must have ADD.
This is the phone walk.

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phone tennis

Describes a repeated failure of two people to establish verbal contact with other over the telephone, resulting in an alternating series of voicemail messages (or messages left with flatmates, etc), bouncing back and forth between the two parties.

Phone tennis is usually unintentional and frustrating. Though in exceptional circumstances could be used as a stalling tactic.

Most common where
1) either or both callers do not have a mobile phone
2) either or both mobiles are often switched off or unheard
3) either or both phones are often engaged
4) both caller have busy schedules
5) both callers know they are meant to have a difficult conversation but would prefer to avoid it

"I've been playing phone tennis with her all day, it's getting ridiculous"

To diffuse each other's annoyances when you finally make contact after receiving their nth message "Hi, looks like we've been playing phone tennis,..."

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nigger phone

A piece of shit phone that is either not working and just for looks, or it is through shitty ass cricket wireless.

Dang shorty look at lashika she has a nigger phone.

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banana phone

An old childrens song written and sung by Raffi, who has made countless other childrens songs.

Though, recently, in the pasy few years, was made into funny songs for many animations on such websites as Newgrounds.com

Here is part (If not all) of the lyrics:

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Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone

I've got this feeling
so appealing
for us to get together and sing - SING!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding
Donana phone

It grows in bunches
I've got my hunches
Its the best
beats the rest
cellular modular
interactivodular

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping
Ponana phone

Its no baloney
It aint a phony
My cellular
Bananular phone

Don't need quarters
don't need dimes
to call a friend of mine
dont need computer or tv
to have a real good time
I'll call for pizza
I'll call my cat
I'll call the whitehouse, have a chat
I'll place a call around the world
Operator get me beijing jing jing jing

(instrumental bridge - break dance here)

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ying yang ying yang ying yang ying
Yanana phone
It's a real live mama and papa phone
a brother and sister and a dogaphone
a grandpa phone and a grandma phone too - oh yeah
my cellular bananular phone

Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...
Its a phone with appeal (a peel)

Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...
Now you can have your phone and eat it too
Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...
This song drives me .... bananas
Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...

"Mommy, can we listen to Banana Phone again?"
"Hey have you seen that Banana Phone animation? It's awesome!"

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phone floozy

A girl who is very easy to have phone sex or other obscene conversations with.

She let him hear her fingering her self? What a Phone Floozy.

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Track Phone

Slang for a throw-a-way cell phone used in the commission of dope selling. Made popular by the cell phone company TracPhone and the rap group Ovados out of Tampa.

I'm slangin bricks on a $20 track phone.

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phone whore

someone who talks on the phone way too much

dakotahs on the phone again... what a phone whore

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