Quantum Physics

the act of penetrating a girl from behind using peanut butter as lube while a dog is eating her out, and then switching positions with the dog.

"Dude! me and your mum got together for some Quantum Physics last night."

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Physical Education

A Class that Becomes Boring in High School, Once You Have to Take Notes, since your principal hates you and you have to do the notes and tests instead of actual physical activity
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Physical Education is so Fucking Boring ,

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Physically Large

Another way of calling someone fat without meaning to be offensive.

"That guys is physically large. He needs to go to a gym."

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physics for poets

Akin to rocks for jocks, this general education class will take the abstract and rigorous subject of physics and make it so easy and watered down that even poets will pass it.

I thought Intro to Physics sounded hard, so I took Physics for Poets instead

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physical therapy

Someone who went to school for 7yrs to tell someone how to stretch. A glorified personal trainer.

Physical therapy is IMPORTANT, no doubt. I had surgery for an unstable shoulder, which didn't work, while strengthening my shoulder muscles did. However, I learned the exercises and stretches on youtube, no need to attend school for 7yrs taking ridiculously hard classes and needing a 3.8gpa...

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physics mathsive

originated from the phrase used by ben laden 87 ....... physics massive

Look theres the physics mathsive

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Physical Therapist

Someone that does “physical” therapy on your girlfriend. Another way of saying to have sex with a broke niggas bitch

I’m a good physical therapist for the females. her boyfriend couldn’t sex her right so I recommended for her to take some physical therapy from me.

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