Bling Piece

A cell phone

My bling piece was blowin up last night.

piece of cap

Cap, meaning liar, or lies, means that something someone has said was a lie. This can refer to a lying sentence or a person who is known to lie, (can also be interpreted as "piece of crap" as it basically has the same meaning).

"What an absolute piece of cap" John says whilst watching the news.

Ming Piece

Northern Irish / Scottish slang - used toward men or women to denote poor fashion sense , cheap provocative outfit or poor hygeine .

Niamh - "did you see Sinead last night down the beach club? "That streaky tahn and those Primark coochie cutters - what a ming piece!"
Mary Louise - "aow - Ming piece - leik".

piece of mud

An unbearable personality trait, that is revolting to the human population. One who is a "piece of mud" is incredibly boring, stupid, self centered, and any other bad personality trait combined into one. Basically an over all asshole.

Once a "piece of mud", you can never go back. Pieces of mud lack intelligence and the ability to preform well with others. They suck.

There is only one "piece of mud" list in this entire world, if you are on the piece of mud list, I feel sorry for you.
Those who are e n g r a v e d on the "piece of mud" list are at the point of no return, once engraved, forget about it, your life basically amounts to nothing and you're fucked.

One does not simply just become a "piece of mud", one is BORN a "piece of mud".

abv- "POM"

Girl: He ignored my texts and calls! He's such a piece of mud!

also see serious piece of mud

(MK)

Piece of Ship

The phrase spoken by cheeky kids who are trying to hide their swearing and cussing from their parents.

Kid: "You're a real piece of ship Donny!"

Mother: "Watch your language."

Kid: "I said ship you stupid cunt."

smutt piece

A work of fiction or non-fiction that is explicitly sexual in nature. Typically to shock and awe its readership.

"Did you read that new juicy tell-all book about Jay-Z cheating on Beyonce with 100 prostitutes at once"

"That smutt piece? It was pretty exaggerated from what I can tell."

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main piece

a woman that a guy dates for the primary purpose of providing his steady source of sex. The woman is almost always unaware that this guy is actively seeking out as many side pieces as possible. See also Main, main bitch, main squeeze.

Dude 1: This club is wack. Its looks like our chances of meeting some fine honeys are pretty slim.
Dude 2: No big deal! I got my main piece waiting for me at home.

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