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Having sex with a mother and her daughter but in separate sessions.
Dude I got lucky last night and ended up pitching both ends of a double header. Yeah, I went home with a girl last night and we had great sex. I ran into her mother on the way out. She was hotter than the daughter and just as horny. I ended up having sex with the mother before I left too.
Hand that your are the best at Masturbating with
Why are you using your left hand.. is that your pitching arm?..
“ I will pitch you on a pilot meaning “she will gas light you
When a whore gets mad when you tell them there pussy is like flank steak the whore will reply” I will pitch you on a pilot meaning “she will gas light you
When you have a friend named grace that matured faster than u and is older but her voice is higher pitch.
Grace has a lot of high pitchness in her voice
That one partner who brings your wildest brand fantasies to life.
In the season of weddings, get hitched to the idea of going VIRAL with Viral Pitch
That one partner who brings your wildest brand fantasies to life.
In the season of weddings, get hitched to the idea of going VIRAL with Viral Pitch
A euphemism used to measure levels of drunkenness. Taken from baseball.
Low pitch count: buzzed, can continue to imbibe for a long time.
High pitch count: smashed, high risk of being pulled from the game.
There are 8 stops on this bar crawl so I can't let my pitch count get too high early on.