slim poes

Afrikaans slang word for an ignorant person who always corrects you, even if they are incorrect (acting like they know everything about any subject)

John: “Did you hear that JuiceWrld has passed away?”
Simon: “Nah I doubt, I would’ve heard of it or seen it somewhere online, it’s probably fake news.”
John: “Alright you slim poes, go look it up then.”

king poe

king poe is our beloved leader, he’s a green dinosaur with a gold crown. King poe is married to queen margret and he has 2 children, bart and lisa. king poe rules over all of us and he hates leprechauns, especially kayne and steve, because they like to steal his lucky charms.

king poe is our only leader