I gotta go to the clinic cuz i burned my poker
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A stupid slut with a HUGE nose.
Which means, she pokes your stomach while giving dome.
"Hey look at the beak on that chick"
"Yea shes a real Stomach Poker"
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A game of Texas Hold Em that will be played all over the world in a few years. Everybody hates a winner, so what better game, than one that rewards a loser.
"Look at this fucking Bruise"
- Mike Jones
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when you stick your toes in somebody's butt.
you better get off my feet spare rib before you get minnesota fire poker
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when you are going at it hot and heavy and the penis is inserted into the anus unexpectedly and painfully
We were going at it and it slipped in, it felt like a red hot poker in my ass!
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A poker game where every time you win a hand, you get to finger the other person's wife for 30 seconds....
I hate it when I lose Poke-Her Poker....
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A nickname for a successful poker player who has become "noted" by publishing a book.
Boom! He's a Noted Poker Authority. Just like that. He wins a tourney and writes a book. If only I were so lucky.
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