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A Grape Ape looking man with enhanced hands especially designed for sloping up drool from the facial region. This mainly occurs in Northwestern United States in African American men that strangely resemble the Grape Ape Cartoon.
Damn, you see that nigga wipe up that bitch's drool with his Polar Bear Paw.
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When a person the size of a whale and a white as a polar bear chases you down because he’s mad or has temperamental problems
Holy shit dude there’s a beached polar bear chasing me
A orange,red and purple popsicle frozen together and then inserted deep into the male rectum causing immediate melting out of the asshole.
Victoria, Roberta and I took turns drinking a polar jones rainbow out of Fred's ass last night, talk about nummy!!
A sexual act by a woman who unprovoked, fiercely grabs the testicles of her partner, while being penetrated from behind.
Man, I must have gotten in too deep, because she reached back and gave me the purple polar bear.
Poal-er-be-ar-k-lub
When one skinny dips in the freezing ocean at night time. At least one other person needs to be a witness to be officially indicted to the club.
Terms and Conditions
*Must Be At Night Time
*Water Must Be COLD
*NO clothes!
*At least One Witness
*Photos or it Didn't Happen
Bob: Bill Guess what i did last night?!
Bill: ??
Bob: I joined the Polar Bear Club!!
Bill: Wow, did your dick fall off?
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a relationship between couples who get together, then split up, then get back together multiple times in a short time-frame
Jason: "Are Sally and Jack together again?"
Susan: "Yea, they are. This is the fourth time they got back together this week."
Jason: " Man. they must have a bi-polar relationship."
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When one ejaculates sperm onto their hand and slaps another, it ends up a sticky mess with someone mad.
Sometimes i want to give his girlfriend a stinging polar bear.
I was walking down the street when some ass hole gave me a stinging polar bear.
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