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When your wife,girlfriend or significant other bends, over you sneak behind them. While they are bent over,go between their legs and using your hitchhiker thumb start from the crotch to the rear saying " Need a ride".
My wife got all excited because I gave her a Polish Hitchhiker when she wasn't expecting it.
Receiving a blow job while on holiday in the Hawaiian islands from a local polynesian. This act is most notably done on the beach or under a palm tree.
"Hey, did you hear about how Nick got a polynesian polish on the marching band trip to Hawaii?
A sexual act where one's face is covered in snow and then urinated on by one or more participants.
Mary covered her face with snow and Jim and his brothers gave her a Polish Facial and urinated on her until she was steamy hot. Mary loved the hot and cold sensations as the snow was blasted off by the hot piss.
Damn, I just put a new roll on yesterday! That crack of yours should be smoothed over with as much ass polish as you use!
The booty bump of a woman from an eastern european country. It is God given and wonderful.
Wow, Kim Kardashian sure has a polish ass....
A liquid which is made for putting on nails. It dries so it won't come off for a couple of days or using nail polish remover. Used by girls and some guys who are punk rock or gay. There are various colors to choose.
Today I painted my nails lime green.
A half-assed or poorly executed task, fucked up beyond recognition!
You call this a paint job! I asked for a professional, what kind of Polish Job is this?