Goat Mouthed Poof

A borderline gay metro sexual who should just come out of the closet and stop draining resources of the male population.

"Is that dude gay?!?"

"Nah, he is just a goat mouthed poof!"

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poof girl

a chinese girl that cannot pronounce the word proof correctly. she also likes to run around with her shirt off

poof girl

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get poofed

1) To go indulge oneself in some Cheesy Poofs at the Blue Coyote in Tahoe. Variations include "get your poof on" and "poof it up".

2) When someone slaps a load of Cheesy Poofs in your palm and mandates that you must eat all of them all at once.

1) man 1: Whattaya wanna do tonight?

man 2: Idk bro, lets get poofed at the blue coyote

man 1: that's legit son, I've been dyin' to get my poof on!

2)Ross: "You've just been poofed my friend"

Dan: "dayum, now I gotta eat all these cheesy poofs before my next shift!

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cracky poofs

Noun: A word to describe the reason that someone is acting in a strange fashion. A delicious cereal that makes one insane and flippy.

So why are you acting so crazy? Did you eat your cracky poofs this morning?

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poof tree

Large young retard whom smokes shitty weed. He is also a bitch.

Poof Tree is here, lets leave!

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Instant word poof

Awful, pretentious stream of consciousness blank verse typified by cliched imagery and cringeworthy sentimentality.

Our town glory dirty laughing frown history mystery once around the courthouse square to remember the whorehouses... Instant word poof

Ya Fucken Poof

A term only used for the gayest cunts. This term should only be used when someone exceeds the regular poof classification

Oi ya fucken poof stop being such a gay cunt

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