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is when you tell a women any lie that it takes to get her to have sex with you !
Hey that woman from work how did you land her?
I got to know her at work and then as I did and as she told me about her relationship, I would say things like, well if I was him I would do everything with you that he doesn't do !
Oh so you have been stealing the pooty then ?
Well yeah !
When a tampon string hangs out
Damn did you see Lolita's pooty wick hanging out of her shorts?
Sissy . Weanie. Coward. Pussy . Sally . Fuddy Duddy .
Come outside. I know it's cold. but dont be a little old pooty whomp.
When a man is to pussy to eat pussy because it is either to gross, smelly, or the thighs might engulf your head.
Person 1 "Hey so did you eat out Lafanda last night?"
Person 2 "Nah, That shits scary."
Person 1 "Your such a Pooty-Pant."
a person that farts around... as in doesn't take care of what they are supposed to do at that time. Stalling time or to drag ones feet.
Kristi: Come on Jaclyn, we are in a hurry!
Jaclyn: Hang on... I want to show you this really cute shirt I have.
Kristi: No! We need to go... no more pootie rooting around.
Jaclyn: But I love being pootie rooters!
A toot that’s a poop but it’s in your butt
Hey I got a pooty butt
Me too