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popcorn comedian

Person who tries to be funny during a movie, but eventually just becomes annoying.

"Man, the movie was great except someone asshole was trying to be a popcorn comedian the whole time."

by PMorty February 19, 2018


Popcorn Axis

When you are high and eating popcorn in bed, there is a thing called a popcorn axis. You must prop yourself up in your bed at the right angle, in order to get the popcorn in your mouth. If you are not on the popcorn axis, you get popcorn all over and it ends up in your bed for your boyfriend to find in his bum in the morning.

Last night I wasn't on my popcorn axis and my boyfriend woke up to find popcorn in his asshole.

by popcornaxischick December 24, 2022


Popcorn with Flix

When you are banging a chick and right before you cum you bust in a bag of popcorn. Then you proceed to shake the bag up and make her eat it while watching a movie

No better way to end the day then Popcorn with Flix

by Depraved Dave April 7, 2019


popcorn horn

The act of expelling popcorn out of one's anus through a brown vuvuzela during the special olympics. See poopoozela.

Rumor has it that the song "She Wolf" was conceived when Shakira was popcorn horned by Kimbo Slice.

by veronicacolemanfromucdavis November 18, 2010


salted popcorn

The best way to eat popcorn

Friend 1:MMmmm I love this salted popcorn
FRiend 2: yes I agree it is the best way to eat popcorn

by ShotoTodorokiLover0112 December 7, 2021


quirky popcorn

A quirky popcorn is when you jerk off too much with scorching hot popcorn seeds to the point where you get third degree burns on your dick. At this point you look like Deadpool had sex with a wrinkly old grandma who has herpigoneciphilaids.

Dude I pulled a quirky popcorn last night and now I can't feel my will to live.

by CreepyStalker36 January 4, 2018


Colombian Popcorn

Popcorn that has been cummed on instead of buttered. Typically eaten by couples after sex, during a romantic movie

Lets make some Colombian popcorn then Netflix and chill

by peachplucker November 21, 2019