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poser

someone who hops on the band wagon not knowing shit

someone who dresses skater and cant skate!!! and as for hardcore and rap if you like both and know about both just as much... then i dont see the problem.

by Anonymous December 8, 2002

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poser

Posers are extremely insecure people, usually teenagers and maybe a bit younger (11 or 12). Posers are extremely annoying, and pretend constantly, always putting on an act and pretending to be something they are not. In my opinion, a poser is like a tryhard, but is more concerned with being part of a scene (emo, goth, punk).
One of the most annoying things a poser does is pretend to be into a band. I had an msn conversation with a poser once.
it was like this:
POSER:
i like Jimmy Eat World
ME:
yeah theyre great... whats your favourite song?
POSER:
oh i cant really remember any songs off their album
ME:
you dont even know Jimmy Eat world you're a poser

that my friends, is a poser.

POSER: omfg my life sucks </33
ME: why?
POSER: just cause
ME: why???
POSER: i dont wanna talk about it
ME: you fucking poser emo

by annag December 2, 2006

6๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


poser

the death of many bands. a band that's actually good (such as afi) puts out a hit or two, and suddenly a swarm of posers congregate around their name and piss hardcore fans off

punk wannabe poser-prep: LIKE OMG I SOOO LOVE AFI! that song miss murber is like sooo cool!
true afi fan: -_- have you heard any of their albums besides decemberunderground? like black sails in the sunset perhaps?
punk wannabe poser-prep: they have other albums? *brain overload* AAAAAAH! *BOOM!*
true afi fan: rot in hell

by That Weird Kid Next Door May 4, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


poser

a wrong way of spelling poseur if anyone you know spells it like this, they are the real poseur

MSN conversation

friend one- man that bob is such a poser

Friend two- wtf its poseur nub

*friend 2 e-slaps friend 1*

by quiksliver September 24, 2006

4๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


poser

A person who calls someone a poser is a poser

if you call some one a poser you're pretty much just trying to cover up the fact that you're a poser maybe that person you're calling a poser just wants to change themselves for the better and you should just leave them alone

by punkrox777 June 15, 2007

5๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


poser

n. Someone who claims/pretends to be something they're not because, it's the "cool" thing to be. They act like they like certain things, and in reality they don't. They try to fit in and conform to the public's opinions. They don't have an original mind, and try to think like everyone else.

See also: poseur, sheep, wannabe

"Those kids who like Avril Lavgine sure are posers."
Someone who talks the talk, but doesn't walk the walk.

by Linky June 13, 2006

5๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


poser

A person who says that they love a certain style of music or clothing, (etc.) but really doesn't, and is trying to fit in.

Emily: Oh my God that girl is a poser! She doesn't like Green Day! I am the biggest Green Day fan!!!
Angela: Emily there are a ton of people who love Green Day much more than you. You are not their #1 fan.
Emily: Well I consider myself their #1 fan.
Angela: You only have one CD, there is a ton of Green Day CDs.

If you only have one CD of a band because you think it will make you cool, you are identified as a poser.

by Hawthorne Heights lover November 2, 2005

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