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Poshness retreat

An overpriced weekend boondoggle at a fancy hotel or spa resort under the guise of promoting mental, physical and spiritual health. All the while, guests stay in very posh rooms and are catered to at all stages. Guests ranges from unfortunate 500 CEO's to yoga mat guy to crypto saleswoman. All will brag to their friends how great a life changing experience it was but they inevitably return to their status quo.

Parker: I feel so great after my wellness retreat at Terranea this weekend. Massages, inspirational sorta TED Talks, farm to table organic whole grain paleo single sourced low glycemic gluten free planet friendly meals…it was amazing. I feel like a new man.

Logan: That's not a wellness retreat. That’s a poshness retreat. And you’ll be right back to pimping big pharma as soon as your Tesla is charged.

Parker: Ya, I guess you’re right. Wish they had just given me the $10,000 in stock options. See you later, gotta go get an office to prescribe more of that new late night advertised wonder drug that is marginally better than the old one but at ten times the price.

by The Original Tankboy October 6, 2023


posh cock

Classic stereotypical moron who can't live without bragging out his wealthy and 'well educated' lifestyle.

Olander Karlsson: "I am born and raised in Danderyd, you know, in Stockholm we have the best hospitals and schools in the whole Scandinavia".
Henrik: "You're such a posh cock".

by Presumably December 1, 2016


posh jonathon

A posh wank, wherein a woman jerks you off whilst wearing an inverted ribbed condom (for your pleasure), and after ejaculation, she presents you with a cigarette and lights it for you.

Friend: "What did you get up to last night?"
Me: "Felt like like having a wank, so I got a bird over to give me a Posh Jonathon cos I was feelin' fancy."

"I didn't think the date was going anywhere, but I dropped her home and she gave me a Posh Jonathon so clearly it was better than expected."

by qönathynn June 6, 2022


Posh Graffiti

When you do graffiti the fancy way, eg. Using primer and a top coat varnish for tags.

He's a rich toy, so he does Posh Graffiti.

by saserone September 16, 2022


posh slosh

posh slosh new generations term for caviar

lets just put that on a cracker posh slosh

by sanxity March 30, 2019


cute posh

A cute posh person is a posh person that is just so innocent and adorable and cute and is everyone's little baby that everyone love

Emily is a posh girl but annoying but Rachel is a cute posh girl

by Stephan dalton January 9, 2017


Posh Welsh

Engaging in the act of procreation with a sheep, but being polite enough to hold an umbrella over its head when raining.

"Is that a train over there, or a bloke having a Posh Welsh?"

by Sweetcheekz92 September 1, 2023