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Tom O'Brien is the quintessence of a pseudo-intellectual.
He wants to become some sort of engineer, unfortunately his SAT scores don't synchronize.
Person 1:Why are you wearing that beige colored hat?
THOB: To my superior knowledge, I believe that such a hat is worthy enough to be placed upon my educated head...for no reason other than pleasure and sophistication.
Person 1: ...uh, stop trying to impress me with your faux intelligence, cretin.
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An individual of Indian decent born and raised outside of India.
Applies mainly to persons who are 2nd or 3rd generation born outside of India whose parents and grand-parents were also born and raised outside of India.
I'm a 3rd generation Pseudo-indian born in Fiji.
"Dude, I'm a Pseudo-Indian! I can't eat freakin hot curries like the Indians!"
"Man, I don't know shit about cricket, I'm a Pseudo-Indian!!"
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An album created by Zenjen. It's audio recordings of a girl being raped. Basically child pornography in an audio format.
Would probably make for some dope samples.
Anon: Have you listened to pseudo scorpion?
Anon: You don't talk about that album!
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Someone who pretends to be a type of phile, a sexual pervert, like a zoophile, a necrophile, a dildophile.
Apple Dave: Oh yeah, I like to sh** cheese!
Cloud: So do I!
Apple Dave: You're under arrest for wanting to do it with cheese!
Cloud: You pseudo-phile!
Apple Dave: Oh D*** Sprouts to you!
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When two friends of the opposite sex hang out with no romantic intentions.
My friend and I went on a Pseudo Date to the movies
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Pretending to be drunk/slightly buzzed so people will not judge/take you seriously if you make a fool of yourself or say something stupid. Liberates you and helps you have fun and loosen up at parties, minus the brain damage.
"Dude, I'm the world's best drunk driver; five time gold medalist."
"Are you a Pseudo-Alcoholic?"
"Yeaaaasassahaaaaa man, of course ii erm, man"
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Pseudo thug- N. A "fake" thug, some one who glorifies a lifestyle and imitates something they know (little or) nothing about. synonymous with words like wanksta(black)and poser(white)
"Ever since he (2pac) left these pseudo-thugs can't behave/they use his name/to support frail frames/if it wasn't for them bodyguards, your azz would get maimed/" -Murs, Final Frontier ReMiX
boy 1:That fool J swear he a thug
boy 2:Look at that B.B.Gun he got tucked in his bugle boy jeans.
boy 1:yea you can tell by the bright orange tip on it
boy 2:what a pseudo-thug
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