Punch and Pie

What Cartman from South Park says you should serve at meetings to attract more people.

Cartman: "More people will come if they think we have punch and pie!"

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punching apricots

Another name for "tribbing" or "tribadism," the act of two women grinding their clitori (what is the plural for clitoris, anyway?) together to sexy results.

That porn got kinda boring after awhile because the women kept punching apricots, and you just can't see anything when they do that.

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Sandusky Punch

Same as Donkey Punch....but with a minor.....who is usually male.

I can't believe that guy repeatedly Sandusky Punched me at Band Camp.

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Blumpkin punch

When receiving a blumpkin one takes it to another level and punches the sucker in the back of the skull. Rude and efficient.

"Wow, you hit her pretty hard Rick. Why'd you give her a blumpkin punch?"

"Because there's nothing more humiliating than being punched in the back of the dome while blowing a dude on the shitter."

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punch a baby

When someone is in a state of immense frustration.
super pissed off

That makes me want to punch a baby.
What the fuck im gonna go punch some babies

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Falcon Punch

The cause of, and solution to all of life's problems.

Dave: My PC's not working.
John: Just Falcon Punch it.
Dave: Good idea.

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falcon punch

The act of jumping off from your f-zero vehicle, charging and engulfing your arm with flames so that punching an unexpecting person to his/her mortal doom would cause the breaking of a hole in the space-time continuum and creating a beam of light so great the goddamn galaxy doesnt have the balls to show anyone....

*Falcon dive bombs off his beloved f-zero car*
*I WILL NEVER DIE !!!*
*Falcon engulfing his hand of flame and electricity*
*FALCON PUNCH !!!!!!*
(due to urban dictionary I cannot stress the falcon punch enough to sate the almighty Falcon)

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