Pussy

A woman's pleasure hole

Jake : Oh Kiersten I could pound your Pussy all night!
Jake : Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ah!
Kiersten : No Baby Don't Stop Now!
Jake : Sorry I need to take a shit!
Kiersten : Ok I'll just play with my Pussy till you get back!
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! OOOOOOOOO! Ahhhhhhhhh!
Jake : Oh! Oh! Oh! Ahhhhhhh! AHHHH! Splat! Splat! Splat!
Kiersten : Jake why the fuck why did you shit on the carpet?
Jake : Sorry I enjoy watching you play with your Pussy!
Kiersten : Oh Baby why don't you come over here and play with it yourself! But go wipe first!
Jake : Woopeee!
Kiersten : Not with my sheets you asshole God Damn now my bed smells like shit!
Jake: Mmmmmm! Pussy Time!
Kiersten : O no I'm doing laundry and cleaning the carpet Fuck You!
Jake : Oh Poop! Guess i'll just have to masturbate!
Kiersten : Not In My Bed!

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pussies

Persons that fear taking a chance at something. Usually something stupid or meaningless.

Jack's not going to go with the gang because his parents wont let him. What a Pussie Jack is!

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Pussy

The thing that has a woman attached to it.

"My pussy is so wet, darling. You are such a stud."
"Of course. I think I will go and eat raw meat and scratch my hairy ass now."

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Pussy

Assholes on UD who dont publish perfectly good definitions

I know you're reading this, you pussy

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Pussy

The best thing in the world.

Pussy IS the best thing in the world.

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pussi

pussy. vagina. snatch.

Will Smith may be in "The Pursuit of Happyness", but I'm in the pursuit of pussi.

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Pussy

When defining someone who's a wimp, it's derived from the real word "Pusilanimous" which means weak; lacking courage; cowardly

He's afraid to jump that double...what a pussy

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