Clown Question

An irrelevant question meant to inspire a moment of comedy that is quickly labeled and dismissed, usually with the assistance of a carefully placed usage of the word "bro."

Reporter: Bryce, will you be taking advantage of the lower drinking age while in Canada?
Bryce Harper: That's a clown question, bro.

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Recession Question

A recession question is generally asked by a customer to a business. It is asked to find out if there is a way of saving money with a desired purchase.

Example 1:

Woman (upon entering TGI FRIDAYS): Excuse me, yes, I have a recession question, umm...I saw a commercial on TV sayin' you had menu items starting from $6.99...is that like, ONE item or is it more than that...can I see a menu?

Example 2:

Employee: Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your order?
Woman: Is the fish sandwich still just a dollar this week or...whas' goin on with that?

Example 3:

Employee (answering phone): Thank you for calling Bally Total Fitness, this is Steve, How may I help you?
Caller: Hi, I was wonderin, I heard you can add on a family member for 19 dollars a month...n I mean, like, whatchu mean exactly by family?

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Instagram question

A dumbass sticker u can post on your insta story and so that people ask questions. But actually nobody cares and u just did it to prove u have friends and u actually don’t get any questions.

Person 1: did u ask me an Instagram question?
Person 2: no that is dumb

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Question mark

Something you say when you're confused.

Question mark???

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Question-bomb

When someone continually asks questions, especially when your in the middle of something, causing a distraction

I couldn't focus on fixing my car because the neighbor came by and started question-bombing me.

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Question Mark

A new ethnic group emerging in the 21st century.They are a mix of hispanic, black, white, asian, and native american. They have absolutely no allegiance to any ethnic group or race whatsoever and tend to be interested in performing arts and fashion. Most of the time, these Question Marks will have some sort of accent and dress like metrosexuals and divas. You know it's a Question Mark when you find yourself acting why does that black kid have dirty-blonde hair and asian eyes.

Famous Question Marks

Bruno Mars
Mariah Carey
The Rock
Fergie

Laura: Hmmm I wonder if that new girl Skyler is black or spanish... she's a little weird looking

Cliff: Oh she's both and a little bit of Mongolian too

Laura: Oh yeah kinda like Bruno Mars, I guess she's.... hideous not gonna lie

Cliff: Agreed, total question mark

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The Universal Question

Vegetable or Hinderance?

Is a lesbian a Vegetable or Hinderance?

Is a basketball Vegetable or Hinderance?

Is a wood chuck a Vegetable or Hinderance?

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