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Used by minorities to get what they want even if they did something totally fucked up. However, since our president is now black, the race card is soon to be maxed out.
When Jason got the promotion over his black friend Tyrone because Tyrone would come into work drunk and never did anything, he pulled the race card and is now top-dog
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Attempting to cloud logic and facts by appealing to emotion through false accusations of racial discrimination. A favorite spin tactic of politicians used to manipulate people of low intelligence.
Obama's rhetoric concerning the Zimmerman case was blatant race-baiting and an obvious attempt to divert public attention from the scandals of his administration.
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A contest in which 2 or more people see who can achieve an erection first without visual or physical stimulation. These contests are generally announced at random and proven simply by showing the bulge in the pants. A boner race can not be announced if a contestant already has an erection. All contestants must start completely flaccid (this is of course based on the honor system). Cheating is grounds for immediate disqualification from all future boner races. The integrity of the sport must be upheld.
Initiator: I declare a boner race!
(time passes)
Winner: I win! Check out that hog!
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1. Dead-stop drag: Where a solo car, or two competing cars, line up on a track at a common point side-by side (traffic light or starting gate). At the signal the vehicle(s) take off and race in a /usually/ straight line to get the best lap time.
2. Rolling-start drag: When one or more vehicle(s) approaches another already driving, and initiates a drag race- usually by 'revving' their engines or flashing their headlights, and drag race to get the most distance between the opponent(s)- usually the race ends around 3 or 4 car lengths. This type of race is usually interrupted by 5-0 or traffic.
1. I went to a drag race the other day and a camaro got a 10-second run
2. I went drag racing with my buddy in his car, and we beat a mustang on his crotch rocket by 6 car lengths
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In order to preform this maneuver, you must travel to North Carolina or Tennessee or any other state that sells large fireworks. Right when your girl is turned on and ready to go, pick your rocket and jam it in her butt and light it. You then must commence sexual intercourse with her and finish before you see the pretty colors. This is a popular position to celebrate the birth of America.
Bob - "Hey Fred, why do you look so glum today?"
Fred - "Well Cindy and I did the Space Race last night and I took too long."
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A game involving two or more players with an equal amount of internet compatible computers. Two random words are selected (i.e. salmon/electromagnet. or deviled eggs/vietnam) by any means the players see fit. Then the race is on. You go to the wikipedia page of the first word. From that point you can only use links within that page, and successive pages to reach the second word. You may not use the search function. Obviously, first person to the second word wins. This is a great drinking game, if you have more than one computer.
Christine beat me in a wikipedia race from "cactus" to oral "oral sex". what a bitch
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A race involving combination of two or more disciplines, usually including orienteering and navigation, cross-country running, mountain biking, paddling and/or climbing and related rope skills. Adventure racing is classically a co-ed team sport. Nonetheless, many races now permit "teams" of 1 to 5 persons, single-sex or co-ed, and sometimes include age-based categories.
Team phart.us is the best adventure racing team of all time! They don't finish last in adventure races, and they drink heavily the night before!