Load Rash

1. An irritation of the skin caused by contact with semen after ejaculation. Itching and or redness of the area in contact are common.

2. Contact Dermatitis caused by an allergic reaction with semen.

Symptoms: Redness of skin, itchiness of skin.

I have Load Rash all over my neck after my boyfriend jizzed on me.

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poon rash

Razor burn in the Female genital area

I rather my girlfriend go with the bush, cuz everytime she shaves she gets the poon rash and she won't give me nutin for days.

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Raider Rash

Does not exist. Its a rumor that started because people will believe anything they hear. Texas tech STD rate is about 5% a year which is consistent with all the other Big 12 schools.

"Did you say Raider Rash? Come on man that shits not true."

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Seat Rash

Sitting watching either a movie, a play, a speech, a sporting event, or any other event that would have you seated and you are bored and in your boredom you fidget in your chair to find a suitable and comfortable position to continue not enjoying what you're viewing.

When wanting to inform someone in your party of how you are developing a seat rash it is best to do so in a whisper for everyone knows that whispering denotes importance and if you whisper you have seat rash you will have their attention and no one else will hear your private conversation. Though if they know their Urban Dictionary those that are watching will know what kind of problem you are having.

*whispers* This guy is giving me a case of the seat rash. When is he going to shut up? Better yet when are we gettin' out of here?

*whispers* This movie is such a seat rasher.

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reva rash

The rash that will take over your body after having intercourse with reva gilpen

Oh no i caught the reva rash

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moot rash

A vaginal rash caused by fucking dirty cheese dick or swimming in the mee kong.

Hi gorgeous how are you going treating your moot rash hope things are on the improve.

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Tabular Rash

A tubular rash is the rash caused by having sexual intercourse with a table. Generally the deeper and harder the penetration, the more severe the rash. This is commonly found in frustrated middle aged men and teenage virgins. The rash is located on the male genitalia and will bleed and puss eventually becoming a sexually transmitted disease capable of having similar symptoms to genital warts.

Person 1: Why is that guy walking weird?

Person 2: Ahh, he's probably got a tabular rash

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