A hilarious way of stating "He or She has their head up their ass"'
He purchased three truck loads of string because he thinks he can fly his kite to the sun. He has a serious case of Rectumitis which means he has his head up his ass
a term used for a guy that has rectal sex
"My friend Ricky is a real rectum oppesser"
When rectum has been impaled and folded inside out and splooging out of ur buthole
Dude I just fucked my boyfriend so hard I gave him a wet rectum
An individual who absolutely obliterates their enemies mothers rectum.
Holy shit, Lachlan is the most insane rectum rearranger I've ever witnessed!
When you bleed from your butt once when younger
Usually when someone is first maturing in age, their rectal cycle begins. While it’s normally one time only, for some it may happen at multiple times in their life (can be natural, from trauma, or other occurrences.) If you have yet to have yours after the age of 18, be sure to see a doctor and make sure you’re alright, while it is common to skip your butt period some may develop diseases or suffer symptoms in cause of it.
Can also cause growth in cheeks, period may last from one day to two weeks, and may cramp and pain depending on the person. It is a natural experience and happens differently for all however has been spoken of less due to embarrassment and hatred given and received from men back in the 1800’s.
“Damnn your butt looks bigger, did you get your rectum cycle?”
You have optical rectum mengitis. Ben told Travis that he may have optical rectum mengitis in the motel room feb 22 in Dexter mo
The act of fucking a girl in the ass a so hard that her rectum becomes completely obsolete and indiscernible so much so that she has no control over what happens down there, therefore causing her to shart shit and cum everywhere.
Joe: Hey Sam how did your date go last night?
Sam: Pretty good I gave her the good ol' Repulsive rectum!
Joe: What the fuck.