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A state of mind in which content from a relatively short time of origin in the real world, causes the afflicted to believe that the event occurred long before the origin.
This affliction is due to the fact that daily Reddit users are accustomed to constant and updated information. Therefore, if an event occurred a few days ago, it causes the Reddit user to feel that the event happened much longer ago.
This causes the Reddit user to feel that events and or stories occurred in a longer period of time than in reality. Some severe cases can cause a frequent Reddit user to be violent verbally or physically. The best solution is to end the topic or to leave the afflicted alone. There is no cure to this phenomenon although modern medicine is working towards a cure.
A: Hey did you see that post of "x"?
B: Yeah I saw that like two weeks ago.
A: Two weeks ago? Man that feels like forever ago. That is still a relevant topic?
B: Yes. This is the curse of Reddit. The Reddit Effect.
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When something inline that is non-serious is seemingly given extra attention to detail in order to gain more notoriety/“likes” to inflate the user’s self importance.
That post was reddit-tier cringe.
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More important than bank account
I have a reddit account, the bank one is the sad account.
a group dedicated to stanning the Commentary Crew
Henry: What's with the reddit crackheads?
Ani: I don't know
Henry: probably a stan groupchat
Someone who wishes death/physical harm towards another for liking popular things
Someone who shouldn't even have access to the internet
Person 1: Dude! Someone just insulted me and sent me death threats for liking Fortnite!
Person 2: Just ignore him. It's too obvious that he's just a Reddit Psychopath
Redditor who bullied person 1 earlier:
GUESS WHAT!? I'M PROUD TO BE A PSYCHOPATH!!!
Person 2: Ok. Say hi to the mental hospital for me.
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all the drama you need in life
let's be honest; you don't have a life if you're reading this on reddit india
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A reddit kid is someone that quotes terrible memes daily. They usually have long hair and rarely shower, they also probably only eat foods such as sausage rolls.
They tend to find humour in terribly made things that are so bad that it’s sad, not funny. They won’t ever admit to being a reddit kid, even though they know they are.
Normal person “You are a reddit kid, get over it.”
Reddit kid- “Stop, wait a minute, something ain’t right! I am an epic gamer, not a reddit kid.”
Later that day
Reddit kid- “YES I GOT 5 UPVOTES ON MY r/morgz EPIC POST!!!”
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