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The celebration that occurs when the women who are pretending to be with the closeted gay men (in denial about beimg gay/homophobic) are able to leave their indentured servitude.
I recommend gold Lamay for decorations at the beard release party on August 5th 2017 #dawnsly #deepthoughts
When you will be spending some time away from home and you know you'll be having a wank holiday. You often end up sleeping in the same room as friends or family. To resolve the problem you usually pump some out before going.
Josh: oi mate did you have a pre-trip release before the school excursion?
Jomal: Nar mate I didn't get time. I really paid the price . I had a wet dream on the second night and had to sort myself out.
to ejaculate
When the duet reached their peak, one of its members released solo material.
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1 To fart.
2 to shit.
3 anything that smells really bad
see also applefish
Chris came in, and I had to release the doves.
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1. v. to unsnap a woman's bra, thus freeing the beautiful milk-maids (i.e. Oompa Loompas) from captivity.
2. v. to infiltrate the most secure area inside the Pentagon and free the 100 midgets that are currently held hostage. An attempt was made nearly 10 years ago but Al-Quaeda covered it up with urging from the president by crashing a plane. Top government officials will deny the existence of a captive Loompaland inside the Pentagon used for their enjoyment. However, it does exist and they need to be freed!
1. That chick is so corn, I can't wait til I can Release the Oompa Loompas!
2. Yo man I came up with a plan to Release the Oompa Loompas, can you help?
Sure, I know those little fellas need our help, I heard that they have them locked in a baby playpen!
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when you're in the club or at sumthin where a lot of people are dancing you do the fishing pole move to an ugly girl across the floor. She will respond and start being "reeled in" as she gets close you take a suprised look at her and pretend 2 pull out a pair of pliers and you cut the line. Then you pull out your cell fone, and pretend 2 call your wing man who will be standing by. He runs up behind you and you jump on his back and you run away laughing.
guy 1"dude what were u doin last night doin the fishing move with that hideous chick?"
guy 2 "oh, nuthin, just a little catch 'n' release"
guy 1 "lol sweet playa"
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I was looking down a girl's shirt from a balcony. I leaned over the rail, fell off, and performed a free fall release. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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