rice burner

1) One who burns rice. 2) Stovetop heat generator manufactured specifically for over-cooking rice. 3) Modified import economy cars. Modifications might include suspension, engine, exhaust or visual modifications. Roughly 2% of the cars taking part in this phenomenom are true performance machines. The remaining 98% are made up of strictly superficial modifications and are just sad attemps that do little more than show the need of the driver to stand out from, and above, their peers. Unfortunately their efforts generate the opposite effect.

1)Chad is a rice burner. 2)Chad bought a new G.E. rice burner at Sears. 3)Chad locked his keys in his rice burner when he went to the mall.

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Rice It Up

To make something Asian that did not necessarily have an Asian origin.

"That car, he plans to rice it up" OR "That guy totally riced up his car" are all acceptable variations.

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Muslim rice

Rice that is cooked by the muslims ,for the Muslims(originating among the Muslims of the Indian subcontinent.) i.e 'Biriyani.' Specially cooked when guests come to the house.

Aka 'Halal drug'

Ahmad: Bro how could you smoke? Your mom literally cooks the best muslim rice!
Abdullah: Yes bro, but only for guests.

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rice burner

a Honda Civic.
a loud high-pitched, annoying japanese car that tipically has the biggest possible muffler or fart pipe that will fit on the car. They also tend to have a huge ridiculous wing on the rear of the car.

What's that noise, is it a lawn mower?" "Nah bro, it's another rice burner.

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domestic rice

An american car with wal-mart performance and stereo equipment, driven by Trailer trash and teenage girls

Wow look at that Cava-queer with walmart hubs.

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rice rocket

Signs of a rice rocket:
1) Came with a 4 banger
2) Now "tricked" out
3) Uses laughing gas to go faster, which is ironic seeing as how the whole idea is a joke
4) Gay writing on the windshield. This is usually the drivers' name in Olde English (just in case they forgot their name during the run) or the brand of car they run (just in case you couldn't tell under all the body kits and stickers)
5) Gets smoked on the quarter-mile by an 80-year old Jewish woman driving a Continental.

Fast and the Furious was a good movie until I realized, to my horror, that I paid money to watch it.

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Rice Fever

the sexual attraction to someone of the Asian persuasion. This is the Asian version of Jungle Fever.

-"Yo, dawg, Alden's got a case of rice fever"
-"I know, I heard he's gotta crush on Amanda"

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