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A ring you wear on your middle finger. It gives the haters something nice to look at while you say fuck you.
Damn did you see her hater ring? That shit almost blinded me!
Something that fat chicks should NEVER have.
Did you see the belly ring on that girl?
No, I was too preoccupied with the fact that she is a fatass.
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n. A magical artifact that provides the wearer protection from receiving oral sex.
It's not just a wedding ring, it's a +5 Ring of Protection against oral sex.
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That feeling that ur ass-sphincter gets when it needs to release the shyte, RIGHT NOW.
Often coupled with hot-flushes and sweaty palms if u hold it.
In the worst cases of spiced ring, the slightest unexpected or jerky movement (eg: accelerating hard in a car, being suprised etc), can cause the ass-sphincter to involuntarily relax, resulting in the purging of the smelly, eggy, poo that was festering in the bowel into the undies of the victim.
He suddenly was overcome with a hot-flush, closely followed by the dreaded spiced ring. He knew he had to get that ass of his onto the pot, otherwise a very smelly and embarrasing result would surely ensue!
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a name or phrase that sounds attractive to the ear of the listener, either because it rhymes or the first letters are the same, or it makes the subject of it feel better.
He had a record for robbery, so we named him Ronnie Ram Raider. It definitely (have) a ring to it.
'Our new doorbell will either be called an 'RDF1' or a 'Ring Ding Thing 1'.' 'Cool. Those names (have) a ring to them.'
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When a man cheats on his wife or girlfriend and buys her a huge diamond ring to make up for it.
Matt cheated on Jenny but he gave her a Kobe ring so all is well.
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Definition 1. The Ring Finger is the fourth digit of the human hand located between the middle and little fingers. The Ring Finger is used for wearing of Wedding Rings.
Definition 2. The Ring Finger refers to any digit on the right or left hand (but not the thumb) use to provide finger based stimulation to the anal Oring of a sexual partner during anal play.
Example 1: Sara was so excited to be engaged. She was showing everyone the new rock on her Ring Finger.
Example 2: Sara enjoys it when Carl fingers her asshole. Her preference is for him to use his long, middle finger as his Ring Finger. But she will take any digit she can get when that booty is up and arched from her organic spread.
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