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A nigga who is racist but blacked, he loves eating chicken and watermelon with some grape kool aid.
Person 1: Ruben stop trying to own me, im not black
Person 2: True, Go pick your own cotton
Ruben: Stfu nigger, go kys melon muncher
Ruben is a rlly hot guy who is the youngest in his family and who takes forever to respond but he’s Juan’s man
Who’s Ruben
A very and gentle guy. Passionate about life and politics, usually Rubens is someone who doesn’t go blind upon poverty and injustice. Someone to trust and never let go
“Rubens won’t be able to come here today. He is at the community association helping delivering food”
a gay british male who gets zero action in real life so he dates people online, typically on games such as roblox and minecraft. he gets very emotional at times and likes to express that, which you think is a manly thing to do, but he’s really just looking for attention from his peers. he also enjoys to bully people younger then him because he’s a little bitch with no balls to stand up for himself to others his age or older.
Girl: That guy Ruben is such a prick.
Guy: I know right, what a bitchy asshole!
Rubens is a very beautiful and charming person. His voluminous and wild hair will get to your heart and make you want to sleep by his side every night. Just so you can rub your fingers in random shapes of his hair for the rest of your life.
Rubens is a deep and amazing cave full of wonders and complexities that will make your eyes mesmerize. He is filled with the most intense feelings and to touch him is to feel peacefully while being electrocuted in warm gentle kisses.
He will be your forever partner and you can always trust his heart.
A life with him is an adventure. You should keep him close, because if far away, satisfaction won’t even be a possibility. Yes, you need him. To love, please and be pleased.
He won’t hurt you, even though everyone is so much in love with him. He is aware of his effect on people and is also aware to take care of your feelings and not make you uncomfortable. Or feeling less important.
He sees sharing his weaknesses with you as an act of bravery. And you should accept him, involve him and invest on him. He is very smily, but he trusts you to his inner emotions. Don’t let him down.
He is interesting, mysterious and very caring. Keep him close to your heart.
Rubens will touch your heart.
Usually a good ans handsome guy, but if you say his name fast enough, you will sound like an angry frog.
-I just heard Ruben is coming to the party
-Damn, go hide all the hoes