Sad Masti

A Sad Masti is when you masterbate while sad.

Because we all know tears are the best lube.

Damn.. the boys won't come to the pub tonight. (Has a Sad Masti)

sad harmonica

when you sneeze while eating a girl out, and it makes a 'phhhbbrrrrtt' sound

I've got to take my allergy medication more regularly: I gave Angie a sad harmonica last night

love sadness

Loving someone your afraid to hurt. You love them so much you're afraid to hurt them. But you should know that with love comes sadness and hurt and regret but you gain knowledge. You will never forget that person. And with the love you need to be willing to sacrifice anything for them. And at times it may be rough but it's okay. If you hurt them sometimes it's okay. It's not the sadness you caused them it's how you recover from sadness that makes your love stronger.

I don't want this if I'll hurt you. My love sadness is too strong.

Sad Oranges

Opposite of "cool beans"

(friend drops something and it breaks)
Friend: Aww...man, I just bought that!
You: Damn man, thats just sad oranges..

sad nut

a sad nut is a term used for explaining whenever a person is so sad that they feel that only "busting a good one"
is going to get their mind off of the sadness that is slowly creeping into their soul

another name for this term is "depressive masturbation" but not many use it for it is way too long and also very TMI

hey man, Carly broke up with me so it looks like im busting a few sad nuts tonight lol

hey, im really sorry to hear that but also TMI dude..

hey fuck you.

fuck you.

*friendship ruined*

sad bags

Incredibly bad female breasts.

Her titties looked nice in that dress but when I took it off she was rockin some straight sad bags.

Sad Trumpet

the act of slowly masurbating while staring into a mirror and crying.

The man was feeling particularly depressed wednesday, when his wife caught him doing the sad trumpet in the living room. Wearing nothing but his socks, he slowly tugged one out while staring at himself full length mirror. Dejected tears rolled slowly down his cheeks to the sound of TAPS playing quietly in the background.