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Sam Safety

The guy who a woman uses for emotional support when she is at her most vulnerable state. Mainly because he is convenient and accessible.

You're her Sam Safety, of course she's gonna suddenly wanna hang out.

by lovabledouche July 9, 2014


safety bite

1) The half-bite you take to test a tasty looking piece of chocolate to avoid unpleasant surprises.

Common practice around holidays like Valentine's Day when those big boxes of chocolates don't come with a candy map printed on the lid.

2) How to stick it to your grandma when she says "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get!"

Bro: Ugh! Coconut again!
Dude: That's why I always practice a safety bite and save those for my gf .

by Miss_Adventure February 25, 2011


Safety pocket

A place to store illegal substances upon ones body. Referring to an anal cavity or up a vagina

Yo bro I'm being pulled over by the cops put that shit in your safety pocket

by QueenNikola June 16, 2021


safety pin

mostly a metal device used for holding together wedding dresses and clothes....but know has been exploited as a fashion to those who are interested....but if not I bow to you who want to hold your clothes on

get married....you'll see......or rip your pants

by Laura July 1, 2003

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Christmas Safety

noun
also the Christmas Safety Campaign
a campaign whose aim is to prevent girls and young women from being raped or killed by Niddars and to educate them about the use of devices for their personal safety.
The Christmas Safety Campaign was launched in 2004 after the Lucie Blackman murder case committed by Kim Sung Jong, a businessman of Korean descent, in 2000 in Japan.

Rotten-Kimchi-Buster Spray, a Christmas Safety weapon, for your girl friend.

by Abajian November 25, 2005

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Safety Third

1 have fun
2 take nothing personal

3 safety (of you, your team/patrons, others)

When working, safety third...

by Nick w/the NAK July 17, 2019

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Safety Beer

A beer that you drink as soon as you arrive home to prevent you from leaving again, i.e. driving back to work or to pick up a friend at the airport. A safety beer guarantees you a free pass as no one would ask you to drink and drive.

Boss I would love to come back in but I have had a safety beer.

Babe you know if I hadn't already had a safety beer I would pick your mother up at the airport.

by Pseudoname99 August 17, 2013

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