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The Crunk Scale

A Scale Devised by sociopsycologist and rapper Lil' Jon to describe the magnitude of energy, or crunkness, at a party. Crunkness is rated on a ten point scale with 1 being the lowest. This scale is highly subjective, so what is crunk for some might not be for others.

Guy 1: Dude that party last night was a ten on the Crunk Scale!

Guy 2: no it didn't you dumbass, it was a 2!

by eseguety April 10, 2009


Pussy Scale

Type: Adjective
Orgin: "The Best of Tiktok" by Call Me Carson
Definition: To be inferior than something else, especially when compared to something which is considered normal.

Bob: "Hey Tom look at my tower of cards."
Tom: "Bob, that's just three cards stacked. C'mon man, that's pussy scale."

by RidetheLonelyness April 13, 2021


cake scale

the scale to measure the hottness of the opposite sex

|. Cookies.
|. honey cake
|. cake
|. muffin
|. kosha
|. bread
|. butterz
|. mouldy cake

"on the cake scale, where is jack?"
"sooooo cake"
"kosha more like"
"noooooo!!!!!"
"im sorry hunni" *nods head*

by bobii November 19, 2007


the redwood scale

a measurement of the number of proverbial redwood trees shoved up a person's rectum at any given time. The higher the redwood count the more unpleasant the person.

What a bitch, she's at least a 3.5 on the redwood scale

by MidwayDrFleming January 12, 2004


moanage scale

a word descibing the loudness of moangage,
one: beings sigh two: being a little whorish
three: being wanting it being able to go without it
four: you just flat out want it
five: bear like moanage

marissa: daize wtf?!
Daize: huh?
Marissa: you were moaning in your sleep!
Daize: how bad?!
Marissa: likea three on the moanage scale

by spoonrunlikefairy May 07, 2009


The Buscemi Scale

The measurement of a video game's character creation system in recreating actor Steve Buscemi's face.

I love Skyrim, but I don't it's customization options come close to cracking the Buscemi code, I think it gets a 6 on The Buscemi Scale.

by Jlwiesler July 10, 2015


Rection scale

Woman's level of hottness

She a 1 on the rection scale

by Haitian dad September 05, 2016