Screen Hawking

When a co-worker, or nosy individual, walks behind your computer/workstation, staring at your screen as they pass, to try and figure out what you're doing.

"I was working on my month end close, and Socially Akward Penguin kept walking behind me, screen hawking and mouth breathing"

Screen worm

Just like a book worm only you're nose deep in a computer screen, any other screen. A modern day 2020 covid-19 version of a book worm since people use zoom and other video conference apps.

Hugh: "Back in my day they called me a book worm. But you my dawg are a screen worm."
Ganus: "Ok boomer"

First Screens

Giving your friend the first turn/round on a video game.

“Here’s the sticks bro, you got first screens”

Screen Equity

The portion of space content occupies on a screen.

Post that photo in 4x5 instead of 1x1, it takes up a lot more screen equity and will gain more attention.

Screen Pirate

Someone who is trying to look at your phone/computer screen while you are messaging, texting or emailing another person.

"Um.. Hello!! Don't be a screen pirate and keep your eyes off mine!"

screen check

A "Screen Check" or "Screen Checking" is when a cop in a patrol vehicle brake checks when a suspect is handcuffed in the backseat. Due to the suspect being handcuffed, and hands not free to block, the suspects face will smash into the metal screen divider of the patrol car. This will cause cutting and bruising and sometimes a broken nose.

"He wasn't bloody when he left the scene. What did you do? Screen check him?"
"Oh, you know Sarg, those damn suicide squirrels."

Sticky screen

When you ejaculate and get cum on your phone

Damnit, I have a sticky screen again