Rural Dictionary

sending a passport pic

when someone randomly sends you his/her passport without context and asks for your opinion about it. This is a sign of friendzoning

omg this guy is sending a passport pic, I’m heartbroken, I didn’t expect it this soon!

by sil23456789 January 3, 2021

When you wake up from a nap, you're still kinda tired... Your pals have warned you that this isn't a good idea. Your GF/BF is crying saying 'Baby please don't do this!!'. Your mum is on the phone screaming 'We love you! You don't need to prove yourself!'.

All you have to gain are significant 'LAD' points. You have your family home, entire bank balance and your dignity on the line.

You know it's stupid, it doesn't even make sense. But... are you fucking silly bro?

I'M STILL GONNA SEND ITTTTTTTTTTTTT

'are you silly bro? I'm still gonna send it'

by PowerPlop2876 April 11, 2018

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lick the stamp and send it

To proceed with something (usually something needing some bravery) with full gusto.

"Should I jump off this? "

"Yeah mate, lick the stamp and send it"

by Senditsammo February 5, 2019

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Premature Send-jaculation

When you send an email before you're ready to send.

You might hit send accidentally or your cat walks on the keyboard and sends it for you or the next thing you know, the email has been sent even though you haven't even touched the keyboard.

The prematurely send-jaculated mail definitely isn't ready to be sent as it might be halfway written, have a lot of typos, or be too rant-y or stupid to be sent, hence causing embarrassment when the email reaches the recipient.

Co-worker to another: I just hit the wrong key and sent half an email to the boss that I shouldn't have!

Another: Premature send-jaculation is dangerous, hope you don't lose your job dude

by sarasplayroom.com July 14, 2009

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send out

To allow someone to be put on blast or allow others to antagonize or question said send out..

Guy: hey why don't you go pet the dog
Girl: does he bite
Guy: of course not(he really does)
Girl: *pets dog, dog bites girls' hand off
Girl: turns to guy, you are such a you send out

by lookinass July 7, 2014

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