thirty seven

An Assload, A Shitload, a whole fucking lot!!! So many of any one thing that you have lost count.

The stupid fucking telemarketer has called my house thirty seven times trying to get my business!

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seven balled

If you play pool (english), and you sink the 8-ball with seven balls on the table, and whoever sunk the 8-ball must play the next game NUDE!

Guy: *sinks 8 ball* Shit! I still have seven balls on the table!
Other guy: HAHA! Take the clothes off.

The next day:
Guy to friend: I was seven balled last night. The other guys saw my cock.
Friend: Oh god!

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seven dwarfs

1. The highest measure of how much a man wants to fuck a woman based on her level of attractiveness where zero dwarfs denotes the least desire. The phrase derives from the tale of 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs' indicating why seven is the highest accolade a woman can receive. If she is given a seven she is termed a snow white.

2. The highest measure of how many times, positions or different areas of the body a man wants to fuck a woman in one meeting.

1. "She is wifey material. Seven dwarfs."

2. "Shit she would get seven dwarfed from all angles."

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three sevens

a simbol used by neo-natzi skin heads. it is commonly worn on a shirt or as a flag. latley it has becom a "trend" to have it tattooed on your fore arm to show that you are a skin head. often is shown in black incased in a white circle on a red back ground

"thats a weard flag"
"its a three sevens he's a skin head"
"oh...wow.."

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magnificent seven

the experience of ejaculating into all of the available orifices on a womans body.see also magnificent six

didnt go out last night,i just stayed in and gave the wife a magnificent seven.

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bee seven

Just a pronounciation of b7.

Person 1: *posts porn*
Me: ololol, bee seven!1!!!111!!!1

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The Seven Project

Christian cult of Bible Thumpers who orgasm at the sight of Jesus.

They think they are so perfect, but are ignorant to anyone who disagrees with them.

They also hate queers.

This is your life!
Are you who you wanna be????
This is your life!
Is it everything you dreamed that it would be???

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