Rural Dictionary

Sexual Pancake

A person who just lies there and makes the other person do everything in bed.

"Jesus, Cindy, will you do something instead of being such a sexual pancake?"
"Well, Steve, maybe if you just FUCKING listened when I said that I wanted to talk about us then we both wouldn't be here in this awkward situation now would we?"
"That's it, you crazy bitch! I want a divorce!"
"Fuck you do your own damn laundry!"
"No! Fuck you!"
"I would if you would LOVE me!"

by Esmeralda33040 April 9, 2008

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sexual athlete

someone who treats sex as a sport.

that dude is a sexual athlete, he treats sex like a sport!

by ttboy 1000 October 18, 2010

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Sexually Liberated

The ideology of one shamelessly and often satisfying their sexual needs and desires without the burden of guilt or the judgment of established morally-correct societal mores. One who, when horny, has no qualms finding someone(s) to break him/her off proper - preferably many, many times over! This applies equally to women as it does men, and often, the gender of the sexual partner is moot as long as orgasm is achieved. There is usually mutual sexual desire/tension and neither party has expectations of future encounters, though should they present themselves, they are rarely declined.

"I invited a friend from Northern Cali to dinner tonight. She's single and hasn't dated in several months. Know anyone I might be able to introduce her to while she's here?" "

"So you are you saying she's, err, sexually liberated and wouldn't be put off by a one night stand set up?"

"No, that's actually how she prefers her sexual encounters; hit it, quit it, love it and never look back!"

by Sophie Baines May 30, 2011

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