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Vigorously Masturbating, virtually; whilst enjoying a red hot drop into Rebirth Island.
Cumming in hot
Pumping shaft, and or;
Choking the chicken
Bashing the bishop
Having a fapp
Jerking off
A dick that’s so big it could used as a bo staff. Almost like a broom stick!
“Oh my God you hooked up with Michael last night?”
“You know it girl... he had a real bo-shaft!”
When a fellow chap uses his male genital organ to think, rather than his head.
"Look at you John!. She took half of your equitable estate, your kids, and the only thing she gave you is god damn squirrel AIDS, and hepatitis A through Z. Really naive!!! You should stop thinking with your mind-shaft and start using that big melon of yours!".
When a man's genitals become dislodged from his undergarment either from size or a failure in elastic. The gonads go one way rubbing the penis that goes the other way and the under garment acts as a fulcrum resulting in discomfort
While working I felt uncomfortable from walking. I realized an adjustment was required to fix my johnson, I found myself scissor shafted.
Simply another way of saying suckin dick.
Damn! Look at the lips on that one! I bet she loves smokin shaft
To get shafted quickly, and mercilessly.
"Dude, you said you'd be at my bar mitzvah last night and you didn't show up. You basicly gave me the quick-shaft."
Exposure of the proximal end of the penis without showing the tip.
Man! You really distracted me with that shaft cleavage.