shaved the goat

Shaved the Goat
(A common high school expression slowly sprouting in Los Angeles.)
If a guy gets head from a girl, he has "shaved the goat". Thus in this expression, the girl's goat has been shaved. Although she is the one doing the action, it is her goat that has been shaved.

Did sheila do what I think she did to Mark in the car?
_Yeah, she got on her knees in front of him and he Shaved the Goat .

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shave the eskimo

shaving the tuff of hair above a pale white ass crack.

Dude I got toliet paper stuck on my ass so I had to shave the eskimo.

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turkish shave

Whereby a man goes to get a cut throat shave, but instead of using shaving foam the man must suck off the barber until ejaculation, swirl in the mouth for 20 seconds or so then dribble out of the mouth in order to smear over his face. This originated in Turkey in the 1400s.

I just had a Turkish Shave, it was salty. Have you had one?

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shave the unibrow

(v)-To go all out, take every measure of preperation

I really shaved the unibrow for this meeting.

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shaved schniz

A shaved female pubic area. Shaved pussy.

With the fortune he inherited from his grandmother, Edward founded a new porn magazine called "Shaved Schniz," which featured pictures of shaved pussies.

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Shaved Bat

During anal sex, the penis is removed quickly from the anal cavity creating a vacuum in which tearing is involved, leaving the victim in a pool of his/her own blood.

"Dayum! Brian is on the ground AGAIN in a pool of his own blood."

"Uh-oh. Looks like someone gave him a shaved bat."

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anal shavings

When you take a knife and scrape your anal cavity until small chunks of flesh come out.

I am so into anal shavings

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