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The highest quality that is usually only liquor. Usually the liquor is literally on the top shelf.
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After having sex with a girl you cum on her and smear it every where.
Last night my boyfriend gave me a dusty book shelf.
I gave my girlfriend a dusty book shelf the other day.
Large breasts that do not sag, by sitting on top of a fat roll.
The turtleneck Natalie was wearing at the Christmas party really showed off her Trophy Shelf Tities.
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Words spoken in a bar/club when you thrust an empty glass into someone's hand, prompting them to put it away for you, like on a table or bar near them.
Girl: Hey Shelf It (thrusts empty glass into his hands)
Boy : (sarcasm) Yeah, thanks (finds place to put the glass)
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A woman that would be hard to sleep with.
A woman that would require a good deal of effort to date.
Tom: That woman is gorgeous.
Bill: Yeah she is Top Shelf Booty.
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Standup chap! A cut above the rest! Extra fancy with the ladies! A superb father. Dear friend to many. Acts with selflessness. Stunningly handsome with a scruff or clean shaven. Genuine. Walks on the wild side.
"You are a one of a kind tried and true top shelf dude." ~Bill P.
When a person is performing cunnilingus and simultaneously reaches for the recipient's breasts.
Specifically, this definition is relevant if the recipient is a tall female because the person performing cunnilingus is un-able to reach for the goodies, the 'cookie jar' if you like. The hand gestures reflect this internal struggle.
Bro: "What happened when you took Roxy home last night man?"
Bro 2: "I was eating the kitty and reaching for top shelf bro but she was fucking tall my G! I could barely reach!"
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