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An aggressive form of female masturbation; primarily using clitoral stimulation.
My ex-girlfriend is ambidextrous; she could type 35 words per minute with her right hand while shining the lemur with her left hand until climax.
Northern saying. See shine a light. Shine a brick is what is said when you don't know what the hell you're on about, somehow replacing the word light with brick.
Person 1: "Shine a brick its cold"
Person 2: "isn't it meant to be shine a light?"
Person 1: "no its shine a brick, ask any old person"
A game in Mario Kart one plays when he/she wants to communicate that he/she is gay but still in the closet. This preserves the secrecy of the gay while facilitating a friendly yet competitive Mario Kart battle.
Hey did you hear Gregory asked to play me in Shine Thief? Do his parents know?
The Democratic version of 'HogWash'.
Wow, look at Hillary Load Up load up on that Donkey Shine
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an alcoholic beverage made from shine and lemonade, best served over ice, while already drunk.
mmmm...tho\ese shine-a-nades are strong and tasty!
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ths shine of a bald persons head
After Bob got his head shaved, he definately had some bald shine.
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One of two acceptable methods of being woken in the morning. This involves your girlfriend beginging to felate you 5 minutes before your choosen rising time. She does so very gently at first, and then brings you to conciousness by running her tounge over any of your designated "waking spots" she then finishes the blowjob by putting maple syrup on your man sausage and licking it clean and swallowing everything you have provided her with.
Jimmy had a rough night and had to be up early for class that morning, so his girlfriend rise and shined him, he was so hungover, he didnt wake up for half an hour!
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