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When entering a bathroom or public toilet/stall and finding shit on the walls, seat, door, and/or floor. This happens often in truck stops and bars, but occasionally in ones own home.
1) I went in to clean the laied room and it was a mess. It looked like a fucking shit storm in there!
2) Hey, can someone bring me some paper towels. I just created a fucking shit storm in this bathroom!
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I love when I’m tying myself down for a piece of fucking shit
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what you say when u hurt yourself or are mad.
God i tripped over the steel thing FUCK SHIT PISS!
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What you say when you are pissed at a woman for doing something stupid but you don't have much time to explain.
Fuck shit bitch! Clean up this damn orange soda you spilled all over me!
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When you see or hear something crazy
Ava: oh fucking shit! look at James jumping off the roof
A chicken that won'the stop humping things around it.
'Dude, havetc you been to Billy's house? He's got a chicken. A chicken fucking shit!'
Chicken Fucker Chicken Shit
When you fuck up on something so badly but you’re a bit confused on how it all came down to it.
Is used when you don’t know what the hell is going on or you are confused on how you fucked up really bad in something.
*plays doki doki literature club and all the waifus are dead*
Me:SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK!?
Friend: Dude it’s all going to be alright
Me: HOW DID I FUCK UP!? WHERE DID I GO WRONG!? WHY ARE THINGS JUST TRIPPING BALLS!?