The walk to where toilet paper is stored upon learning that the toilet paper roll is empty after defecating. This walk is typically awkward in an effort to not smear any feces remaining in the anus.
"My roommate didn't replace the empty toilet paper roll, so I had to do the shitty shuffle to the closet."
A game where you pass around a poptart and wipe your ass with it. If the poptart breaks while youโre wiping, you have to eat it.
Yo Chris and I are going to play shitty poptart tonight, you down?
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When someone squirts shit like a stream coming out of a water hose
Bro 1: Dayum bro I should of not brought that hooker over to my house she had a shitty squirter all over my living room carpet.
Bro 2: Dayum bro that's nasty
1. The opposite of shitty.
2. of very good quality; highly superior.
3. admirable; good, awesome.
3. fortunate; pleasant.
4. Being in a state of comfort or happiness; delighted.
5. competent; adept.
It's pretty un-shitty of you to let us crash here for the night.
A phrase used for booty-ass kids names Gaytheist69 who copy other people's definitions but make it slightly different to avoid copyright infringement. They are known to be fat asf and qualify to be on the hit TLC channel 600 lb life. They are known to react horribly to light that comes from the sun and not a monitor or tv screen. They usually cannot lift even a foot off the ground without help. they require elevators to get upstairs. (by the way yes this is a diss at you Gaytheist69 you, shitty ass kid)
Gaytheist69 is a shitty btty kid and cannot do shit cus he's all talk and probably cannot muster up the energy to lift a finger to type out a response because his daily intake of food is Doritos and Mtn dew
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When a girl shits on a guys dick during anal then he dilly whomps her with his shit covered dick as a punishment
Kate shit on me so i Shitty Whomped her
When a radio station, such as Z99 or any Ryan Seacrest broadcasting, plays 2 songs of lesser enjoyment in a back-to-back fashion. The term originated when the song Blurred Lines was followed by the ill famed, Thrift Shop.
Example of a "Double Shitty": "Fuck one direction just came on after nickelback we got double shittied"