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When a woman gets a cream pie then the guy sucks all the cum out. Then blows it back into her ass.
Omg! I cant to wait to give that hot slut her first kirby shooting of cum in her was.
To make a decision akin to a hockey player in the offensive zone finally deciding to just take the shot.
After Wayne’s lengthy deliberation to have one more drink with his friend Mark, Mark blurted out, “just shoot the puck!”
Another term for ejaculation
"Imma shoot rope all over my girl's face tonight"
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When a man shoots his load on an unsuspecting bystander and then nonchalantly moves on.
Mark: what's that stuff on this guys' back?
Nick: I think he's the victim of a drive by shooting.
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If you're going to have sex with a hoe and you don't know if she has crabs.
I slept with some whore last night and she was pretty damn dirty. It was a real crab shoot!
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A circle of guys jack off on to a cookie and the last one to cum has to eat it.
The grossest thing my ex-boyfriend ever did was play shoot the cookie, and once I found out I broke up with him.
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