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Placing a drunk girl in an elevator and pressing the lobby button to get rid of her instead of taking her home.
Dude 1: Did Richard take Kelly home?
Dude 2: Nah, he fucking laundry shooted her.
Dude 1: This bitch is getting super sloppy, what should I do?
Dude 2: Try laundry shooting her dude.
Recklessly ejaculating in a girl you really don't like, possible causing an unwanted pregnancy.
Person One: This cat is crying cause he got (insert name of one night stand woman here) pregnant.
Person Two: Good for his ass he shouldn't have been loose shooting.
Another term for ejaculation
"Imma shoot rope all over my girl's face tonight"
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When a man shoots his load on an unsuspecting bystander and then nonchalantly moves on.
Mark: what's that stuff on this guys' back?
Nick: I think he's the victim of a drive by shooting.
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If you're going to have sex with a hoe and you don't know if she has crabs.
I slept with some whore last night and she was pretty damn dirty. It was a real crab shoot!
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A circle of guys jack off on to a cookie and the last one to cum has to eat it.
The grossest thing my ex-boyfriend ever did was play shoot the cookie, and once I found out I broke up with him.
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