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A shower you take for the sake of the person you are about to have sex with.
"My ass was raw so I took a courtesy shower before heading to her place"
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A cold shower is a shower taken in cold water to relieve stress and clear inappropriate thoughts
Tod: I’ve been thinking inappropriate thoughts lately
Karla: Take a cold shower my guy
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An alternative to a shower, were cologne is excessively used to mask not taking a shower when it was needed.
Person 1: Damn I'm too lazy to take a cologne shower, but that's all right I'll take a cologne bath.
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The time and place where the thought process, dicision making, and day plannings occur.
I get so confused for the day if I don't get my morning shower.
When you take a shower in the morning and are incapable of getting anything done, due to lack of sleep. Usually you end up just sitting under the hot water, which does nothing other then wake you up. Similar to a Pirate Bath.
Guy 1: Dude, you smell like shit
Guy 2: Yea, I had a morning shower when i woke up
The act of using a shower as an exuse when you are with a crowd when you feel the irresistable need to jackoff.
The movie made Hunter so horny but he was with Canaan and Joey, so he took a jackoff shower.
The act of kicking semen down the drain after ejaculating in the shower.
The drain is clogged again because Timmy has been playing shower soccer like he's in The World Cup.