Shrek

The hottest green lump of sexy and a god among mortals

Shrek is god and I want him in my room

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Shrek

That little green fucker I have a gay fetish on.

I would like Shrek to suck my cock.

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Shrek

Shrek is love Shrek is life.

Shrek:the one my dad

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Shrek

A word to tell you that you are a fat green ogre with no friends except of a donkey. Also you live in a swamp.

Did you see that guy over there?
Yeah, he’s a Shrek

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shrek

when playing eucre, and in the barn, sticking the score cards behind your ears is known as "shreking it"

now we're shreking, but next point we'll win

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shrek

Alex Galperin

look at alex, he looks like shrek, we should get him a donkey

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Shrek

A celebrity sheep!

All the was from Godzone (New Zealand)

The Prime Minister of New Zealand prefers the company of Shrek the Sheep of the Maori (the native people) activists.

Well, who can blame her?

Baaaaaaaaaaa! Maaaaaaaaa!

Ya know, a sheep? (they go maaaa & baaa)

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