Shrek

A word to tell you that you are a fat green ogre with no friends except of a donkey. Also you live in a swamp.

Did you see that guy over there?
Yeah, he’s a Shrek

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Shrek

A green thing that has developed ino religions, memes, and sex dolls.
Just remember to spread your buttocks for shrek and you will go to the swamp

"I spread my butt checks and harden my dick for shrek"

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Shrek

Shrek is luv, shrek is life 🙏

Bruh shrek is luv, shrek is life 🙏

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Shrek

Once upon a time there was a lovely

princess. But she had an enchantment

upon her of a fearful sort which could

only be broken by love's first kiss.

She was locked away in a castle guarded

by a terrible fire-breathing dragon.

Many brave knights had attempted to

free her from this dreadful prison,

but non prevailed. She waited in the

dragon's keep in the highest room of

the tallest tower for her true love

and true love's first kiss. (laughs)

Like that's ever gonna happen. What

a load of - (toilet flush)

Hey man let me shrek you off!

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shrek

when playing eucre, and in the barn, sticking the score cards behind your ears is known as "shreking it"

now we're shreking, but next point we'll win

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shrek

Alex Galperin

look at alex, he looks like shrek, we should get him a donkey

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Shrek

A celebrity sheep!

All the was from Godzone (New Zealand)

The Prime Minister of New Zealand prefers the company of Shrek the Sheep of the Maori (the native people) activists.

Well, who can blame her?

Baaaaaaaaaaa! Maaaaaaaaa!

Ya know, a sheep? (they go maaaa & baaa)

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