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Jungle Shrimp is another name for an extremely hairy penis.
I tried to give Johnny a blowie but he pulled down his pants and he had a total jungle shrimp. The hair was longer than the peen.
A short ass simp that looks like a shrimp
All of class of 2023 are simp shrimps (verb)
The senior beat the simp into a simp shrimp paste (noun)
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A term to describe the acrid smell of a nasty bitches vagina.
Sweet jesus it smells like a shrimp boat down here.
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When having sex on the beach after engaging in intercourse for a while, slip yourself and stick your penis in the sand. After coating yourself nicely place yourself back into your female companion and hang on for the ride.
We were at the beach and she was hassling me so I decided to slip her the bearded shrimp while going at it.
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When a guy just gives you shrimp vibes
Becky :tell him to send
Maria :idk he gives me shrimp vibes
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Refering to one who lacks skill or common sense.
Sam: Alan can't even tie is own shoes!
Fred: He's a shrimp taco
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The act of sucking ejaculate out of an anus through a straw. Usually performed by homosexual men.
Gary was tossing my salad before he slammed me, and after he shot his load up my ass, I gave him a crazy straw and made him go shrimp boating, it was to die for!
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