Law of Skins

Pertaining to the British show Skins, this law dictates that any two characters in a drama of a sexual nature shall, at some point in the current episode or next, engage in intercourse.

*Tony and Effy appear on screen*
Guy 1: "They're gonna bang"

Guy 2: "They're related!"

*Later in the episode "Now fuck your sister!"*
Guy 1: "Law of Skins!!!"

Skin Party

The party of naked people.

Girl: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Boy: SKIN PARTY!
Girl: Where?
Boy: JERSEY!

noob skin

a person in fortnite (a game) that does not know what their doing.

you are a noob skin.

Skin Trace

Using the tips of your fingers to lightly touch and trace over someone's skin, usually a friend or partner, in order to give them a pleasant experience.

A "Hey could you do that thing with your hand on my back?"
B "What, the skin trace thing?"
A "Yeah that, it always feels so nice."
B "Sure!"
A "You're the best."

shit skin

a derogatory name for black people

Look at all those shit skins at the KFC.

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skinning and grinning

Smiling all in a person's face, trying to gain their favor. Usually a person that is skinning and grinning is being fake or phony, flattering, or flirting. Trying to impress or befriend a person. Often they don't really like or respect the person and since they aren't being sincere, they are just skinning and grinning.

person 1: My boss always gives me so much more work to do than everybody else.
person 2: Really? Why do you think that is?
person 1: I don't know, probably because I'm not always skinning and grinning in his face like the other people there.

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skin flute

a gay man's favorite instrument

Brendan, silly, can you come over here and play my skin flute for me? It will be thupar

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