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Me: You have to check out my new Sky Whip!
Friend: Why? Is it a G650 or somoething?
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Whilst taking a dump in a stall, the dumper will climb up as
high as possible inside the stall and try to hit the toilet
from above.
I was trying a sky bomb and missed.
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A female Paratrooper whose sexual behavior is considered immoral.
A female Paratrooper who has a lot of sexual relationships in the barracks
Brother, did you see her performance last night in the barracks. Hell yeah man, she is most definitely a Sky Beaver.
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"The wheel in the sky keeps on turnin, and I don't know where I'll be tomorrow"
As the "wheel in the sky" revolves on its axis, the days go by
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Female lays on her back and pushes their lower back and legs raised all the way up so that their ankles are either side of (and beyond) their own head while her partner eats her out.
The person eating her out can move their hands all over her body too...
I was eatin her out pie in the sky!
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1. a clique of twats
2. a company that likes to fuck you up the ass
3. eveyone's last job - only twats list it as current job
4. I am a twat and it is my current job
I met a bloke down the pub and he gave me sky sports then felched me sweet bottom
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An outstanding Phish song. It is the seventh track on their first studio album, Junta. Unlike most Phish songs, (The) Divided Sky sounds better on the studio version than it does live. Some people disagree but I personally haven't heard a better divided sky than the one from Junta.
I listened to Divided Sky and I was overwhelmed with an undescribable ecstatic feeling.
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