December 17th is the day you can slap anybody's ass without them getting mad for girls and BOYS.
You*Slaps yo friends ass
Your friend*wtf
You*Sorry its national slap ass day
On the 25th September any boy/girl can slap each others ass.
Boy slaps girls ass.
Girl “wtf is wrong with you…. Fucking perv”
Boy “it’s the 25th September dumbass it’s national slap ass day”
Girl slaps boys ass and bites lip
You get to slap a freinds ass without getting in trouble
Hey josie guess what its national slap ass day
29 september is the day when you can slap juba's ass without consequence.
Me: juba let me slap that thicc ass, its national slap juba's ass day!
Juba: Come here daddy!!!
Me: *slap*
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Have the right to slap or grab anyone's ass on fridays, it could be anyone, especially your therapist
"did you know it was National Slap ass Friday?"
"I know! do you know that hot cashier at the 7 eleven near my house.. I grabbed her ass, and holy it was nice"
December is all about fun and excitement so why not grab or slap someone’s ass for your enjoyment!!
girl: ow why did you slap/grab my ass
boy: duh because it’s national slap and grab ass month!