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Any item or reason a middle-aged middle-class entitled woman uses for the purposes of bitching about how tough life is.
@ArbysCares gave me this tough chicken slider tonight. America has a problem.
When a girl lays on her back with her head hanging over the bed and a guy stands over her and slides his balls and taint over her face from chin to forehead while getting his dick sucked.
Kristine: Why do you want me to hang my head over the bed?
Billy: Shut up bitch and get ready for the Chi-Town slider!
Taking a dump and belly sliding through it
After to many tacos and beer my friend did a brown slider
An adjective used to describe someone who is remarkably generic looking, as if they were made in a video game character creator with all the sliders left in the middle.
Ben is so middle sliders that people often can't remember meeting him, even if they've been introduced on multiple occasions.
When you shit in the toilet, you know it came out and made a noise but when you look down it has disappeared into the unknown even though you didn’t flush
“How was it?” “Bro that was a hectic pipe slider”
There’s not much to say over here, socks and sliders are the worst feet wear choice that you could EVER do in your entire life, and in some countries this kind of “combination” is almost offensive.
Like, for real mann, don’t.
Me: *has a friend*
Friend: *Wears Socks And Slider*
Me: *Hasn’t got a friend anymore cuz wtf socks and sliders really?*
This is when you keep the lid closed on the toilet sit down and shit on the lid making the surface slippery with your shit you slide off onto the floor.
Dude I was mad at my girlfriend so I did a East Carolina Mud Slider in her bathroom.