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The act of punching someone in the spine
Henry was being a tool, so i gave him a golden smack
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To masturbate at such a high speed that your hand smacks your scrotum and makes a wet smacking noise.
Yea, I used to smack the sack, but then it got to loud and my parents heard.
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Ah, smacks o'clock, the time when otherwise sane young people become agitated with the progression of the night, and head off to a more ebullient nightspot.
During a lull in conversation, someone will mention how smacks o'clock must be approaching. Nobody knows the exact moment this most undefinable of time begins. Estimates by renowned scientologists and psychic media (surely the plural of medium) have placed the time as early as 10pm, but other sources have suggested a time much closer to midnight. Either way, when the feeling is right, the nebulous idea of a smacks visit enters the minds of the merry band.
Surely, soon we will be drinking £1 bottles, doing the macarena, requesting naughty big screen messages and perving over teenage girls. There will be flashcards aplenty, and injokes galore as the feeling gathers pace.
And then it happens. Suddenly, every glass is empty. We are astanding, moving towards the exit of the pre-smacks drinking establishment, and we are on our way
Another night has begun
Human Being: Let us depart this shithole, surely it is smacks o'clock
Human Being: Don't be silly, it's only ten to smacks
Human Being: STFU, I want to request Total Eclipse of the Heart
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E ! Eht Nigga is ugl he's a "Smacked Medallion" !
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One who acks like a true jackass and is not even worth a smack of shit.
The caracter Higgins on "Magnum PI" could be such a shit smack.
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To take your hand out and just bitch slap a black person
Joel- " Hey Pablo look at that nigger"
Pablo-"I'm really about to go over there and SMACK THAT NIGGER"
Joel-"You racist son of a cock"
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Smack beef is someone of lower economical background; with no job, no life goals and partakes in drug taking. Generally not nice people who are "off their heads" and smell like bad life decisions and body odour.
Have you seen Tom from school? Hes turned into a right smack beef.