Snatch Smear

When a female rubs an item on her snatch before giving it to someone or placing back in its original location. This is the female equivalent of dirty dick.

I knew a waitress from some restaurant that used to snatch smear customer's toast and pancakes before serving them if they were rude to her.

nose snatch

Someone, majority of the time a ginger, who has an obsession of snatching your nose or giving it a quick "boop" because they're a soft boy.

Nose snatcher approaches
"I'M GONNA SNATCH YA NOSE!"

"lemme boop it."

camping snatch

When you're on a 2 week camping trip, have sex around day 2 and have nowhere to wash the snatch.

Have you seen the flies around Stephens mums tent?

Yeah, she's got camping snatch.

tuna snatch

An insult that can be used when a woman's snatch smells like tuna due to neglect or maybe even overuse

"Damn why does the cougar bar smell like a fish market?"
"Oh that's where all the tuna snatches in this town hang out"

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snatch snatcher

A Pussy Magnet, someone who is extremely good at obtaining girls available for intercourse

Steve: I dont wanna brag Carl.. but im a real snatch snatcher

Snatch Mullet

Like the original "mullet" business in the front, party in the back design. The snatch mullet consists of abnormally long pubic hair at the lowest portion of the vagina, beside the lips, flowing back to the anus, with a teased, short perm around the clitorous.

I was gonna go down on Linda, but pillow pants jumped out of her snatch mullet!

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snatch diving

The art of licking a woman's Snatch.

'My jaw hurts, i was up all night snatch diving.'
'Fancy a spot of snatch diving?'

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